I Just Wanna Be Your Boyfriend

This is derived from the Nickelback song, "Rock Star". Not exactly "dirty", but it's pretty cool, so I put it here. Nickelback owns all rights to the song "Rock Star".

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I see the couples holding hands everywhere I turn
Sometimes I wish they all can just burn
Sick and tired of being here all alone,

....tell me what you really want,

There's this girl over there, she's so damn fine
As good a reason as there for one to lose his mind
Wish I had the numbers to her Blackberry phone

...so make your move, mister,

Introduce myself, maybe kiss her on her hand
Tell a funny joke that she would understand
Try not to get too lost in those gorgeous eyes,

...tell her something good now,

When she smiles, it just makes you feel so good
Looking like a beautiful starlet from Hollywood
Somehow, I gotta set myself apart from the other guys,

...so whatcha gonna do about it,

I'm gonna change all the things about me I hate
And then work up the nerve to ask for a date.

Cause I just wanna be your boyfriend